Before Bzzwords University, I was completely ignorant about biological taxonomy. There, I said it. I knew next to nothing about the scientific study of how to classify, name, and categorize living organisms. Walking down the street, wags and wiseacres could call me names like “dunderhead” or “clodpoll”, and they’d be right. But all that has changed.
I went to bzzwords.com and clicked on Bzzwords University, then clicked on Trivia Training. Then I selected Biological Taxonomy from the dropdown menu and clicked on the Drill button. Within minutes, I knew everything. I raised the sword of Trivia Training to the skies, and the glowing lightning bolt of knowledge flowed into my noggin. Now, no one would dare call me a dullard or a schnook.
You too can have the power.
